I went out with this girl one time that I met online. She was 18, blond, 5-4, about 100 pounds, with big boobs, cute, but kind of trashy. The date was pretty uneventful and afterward she asked me for a lift back home.

Low and behold, wouldn't you know she lived in a trailer park. When we pulled up to her home, a trailer, she invited me in. Against my better judgment, and assuming nobody else was home, I agreed.

We stepped inside where immediately I was greeted by her 45 year old single mom; I'm 21. Over the next hour Lisa's mom aggressively flirted with me right in front of her daughter.

I was glad to finally get out of there! A few days later my cell rings, my call display says it's Lisa. I debate picking up but do. Turns out it's Lisa's mom who promptly propositions me for a booty call which goes like... "hiya Dave, I think you're hot and I know you want a hot experienced lady... what say we make this happen, Lisa doesn't have to know..."

On my first date I was with this guy who didn’t want to eat anything. All we did was walk around the mall for what seem like forever – I was SO hungry! Finally after about three hours I said to him – aren’t you hungry? He goes – “I sure am, follow me! So there I was getting all excited. We started heading out of the mall – I didn’t ask any questions, I was thinking, maybe he’s taking me to some special restaurant… We get to his car, he opens the trunk and pulls out tuna sandwiches! He said, “Oh I figured that this would be cheaper then going to a restaurant.”