I met this great guy for drinks at Zebra Lounge. Everything was going amazingly well, he had a great sense of humor and we were almost rolling on the floor laughing at one point.

I excused myself to go to the ladies room and when I came back he stopped laughing but other people in the club had started.

I somehow managed to tuck my skirt into my panties, my Star Wars themed panties. Not so funny for me.

I met this hot girl through Plenty Of Fish and we hooked up for drinks at a local watering hole. We both got pretty bombed and I said she could crash at my place and drive home in the morning when she sobered up.

When we got back to my place things got insanely wild. Before I knew it we were doing a 69 and then she was climbing on top of me. Rather than being conventional she some how thought it would be more fun to hit it up Greek style. After about 20 minutes and about the same number of crazy positions we both passed out.

When I came to she was gone but had left a note asking me to call her.

I called her up alright. What started out as a pleasant conversation ended in quite an argument. She insisted that we never had sex. I explained making out, petting, doing a 69, and full on anal constituted sex. She said we never had normal intercourse so it doesn't count.