I recently went on a date with a man I met online. He had it all; looks, ambition, intelligence. He was the complete package. At the end of the date he announces, very seriously, that he is the Anti-Christ and would I like to be a member of his army. Not wanting to upset Mr. Anti-Christ (hey, you never know), I politely declined then pretended to take an emergency text from my sister and got the heck out of there.

A Michigan man who decided to look for romance on MySpace got burglarized instead, police say.

A girl agreed to date a guy on Dec. 1 so she and her accomplice could burglarize him, police said.

She told him she wanted to pick him up at his house, the Detroit Free Press reported, and he thought it was normal when she made cellphone calls and sent text messages while they ate at a Chili's Restaurant.

Investigators say she unlocked his bathroom window while she was at his house, then used her cellphone to tell her accomplice how much time he had to burglarize it.

The duo are charged with burglary and home invasion.

The police said the accomplice let her know he was through with the burglary: "He actually contacted her and said he was done and she ended the date, and said, 'Something's come up. I've gotta go.'"

To add insult to injury, the victim said he paid for the dinner and she even hit him up for $10 for gas.