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Keeping It In The Family

Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:22

I am married but things had been rough for a few years so I was looking to create a spark elsewhere.

I signed up for Ashley Madison but was still too afraid to post my photo, just in case. I contacted this great sounding lady, who was like minded, and also was apprehensive about sharing her photos.

Rather than drag out a long online courtship we decided simply to meet at a public park. She picked out a specific bench she would be sitting on when I came by.

When I showed up, to my horror, there was MY SISTER sitting on the bench!

Thinking quickly I walked right up, gave her a hug, and said, hey what brings you here? She was all flustered, made up an excuse about being late for Yoga class, and took off.

The location was on the other side of town from me so I'm pretty sure she put two and two together. Mum is the word ever since.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Ashley Madison
Average: 4.8 (8 votes)

Crashed Into Her Dad's Bimmer

Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:48

I met this girl on Facebook and took her out for dinner and dancing last Saturday. The date was amazing and ended up with us making out in my car in front of her house.

After about 10 minutes of this activity we said goodnight and she got out of my car. I started my car, threw it into reverse, and backed down the driveway.

Suddenly there was a loud crash!!! While we were swapping spit her dad had come home and parked right behind me.

He witnessed us making out, and now I had wreaked the front of his brand new BMW X5... my life sucks!

Your alias: 
Fit To Be Tied
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Facebook
Average: 4.7 (7 votes)

No Second Date For You!

Thu, 03/04/2010 - 18:42

I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed "I can't wait until I get married so I can let myself go."

Yeah, no second date for her.

Your alias: 
Friendly Frank
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 4.7 (7 votes)

Fastest Gun In The West

Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:04

This has never happened to me before, honestly!

I went out on a date with this girl I met online. We had a wonderful time at dinner and decided to hit a club after. After dancing the night away she was pretty hammered so I offered to drive her home. When we got to her place we started making out a bit in the car. She started to rub me through my pants. I don't know what happened but in an instant it was too much for me and I exploded. There was no covering this up as the front of my jeans were soaked and she knew it.

She uttered "that's ok" politely and got out of the car. I've tried calling and texting her but not surprisingly never heard back from her.

The worst part is she has now posted this story on her Facebook page.

How embarrassing!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.7 (10 votes)

Not Really In Korea

Thu, 03/25/2010 - 15:59

I just found out my girlfriend of the past three years was still dating her ex until a few weeks ago. Last year she told me she went to Korea for two months to visit her family, but was actually visiting him in San Francisco. She’s told me for the last year that she hadn’t spoken to him since they broke up, over four years ago. I'm done!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Ryan
Average: 4.7 (6 votes)

That Was A Waste Of Money

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 16:02

I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall."

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Night Club
Average: 4.7 (6 votes)
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