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Knowing Where I Lived Was An Understatement

I met this guy on Plenty of Fish and we got chatting. Turns out he lived at the otherside of the city centre from me and when I described where I lived, he told me he knew the take away place two doors down so knew where my flat was.

We chatted through FB and MSN, video chatted too and so I invited him over for a no-strings evening. I'd like to say it was awesome but I'd be lying. We continued to chat occasionally and he kept saying that he'd come over again some time and spend the whole night but I wasn't really into the idea. I liked the attention though!

A couple of months later, I was parking my car on the drive of my flat. I live in a converted stables behind a large house, and the driveway leads to a parking area between the two. I look over and see aforementioned guy getting out of his car with another woman and going into the main house. I ask him about it via text and he tells me she's his girlfriend of THREE YEARS! Needless to say, I'm pissed off.

Your alias: 
Riva
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 4.8 (14 votes)

She Stole My TV!

I met this extremely hot girl on Plenty Of Fish and quickly arranged a date after chatting on IM for just a few minutes.

I was very excited to meet this girl. After a few drinks I was shocked to hear her suggest that we go back to my place... I wasn't arguing!

Without going into to detail, she was totally amazing in bed. At around 5 AM she said she had to work early but that I shouldn't bother to get up. When I woke up a few hours later I got the shock of my life... my 40" LCD TV was gone!

I immediately logged into my computer and checked IM and POF... nothing, she was gone, and so was my TV. That television cost me $1,500! That's the most expensive hooker ever.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.8 (23 votes)

Crashed Into Her Dad's Bimmer

I met this girl on Facebook and took her out for dinner and dancing last Saturday. The date was amazing and ended up with us making out in my car in front of her house.

After about 10 minutes of this activity we said goodnight and she got out of my car. I started my car, threw it into reverse, and backed down the driveway.

Suddenly there was a loud crash!!! While we were swapping spit her dad had come home and parked right behind me.

He witnessed us making out, and now I had wreaked the front of his brand new BMW X5... my life sucks!

Your alias: 
Fit To Be Tied
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Facebook
Average: 4.8 (9 votes)

What A Clown

I set up a date with this guy from Lavalife. He thought it would be a good idea if he showed up dressed as a clown for our date. He thought wrong!

For 30 painful minutes he tried to amuse me with juggling, honking a horn, and making balloon animals. I was not amused.

What a buffoon.

Your alias: 
Lola
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 4.8 (9 votes)

What's Good for the Goose....

I had been chatting with this guy online for a couple of days and we agreed to meet. I'd told him that I wasn't looking for a relationship and that monogamy wasn't my thing.

The day before we were supposed to meet he sends me an e-mail saying that if we were together he wouldn't want me seeing anyone else so he wouldn't have to use a condom when we had sex. Oh, but it'd be okay if he saw other people.

Needless to say, we're not meeting now.

Your alias: 
Raven
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Online
Average: 4.8 (8 votes)

Most Fridged Woman On Earth

I met what I thought to be a very sexy girl on Match. We went out on a few dates and both times when I tried to kiss her she stopped me.

On our third date I delved into this a little more and she said that she doesn't kiss a guy until they are exclusive. Pretty old fashioned I thought, but ok.

After a few more dates I tried to breach the subject of sex. she was apprehensive to discuss it but then admitted she was a virgin; she's 33! What she said next was even more shocking. "I am never going to have sex," she exclaimed. "It's dirty and I'm not doing it!"

That was enough info for me... I told her to enjoy her life of celibacy, but to leave me out of it!

Your alias: 
Frank n Beans
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.8 (12 votes)
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