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I Thought You Were Gay

After months I finally worked up the nerve and asked a girl I have been secretly in love with at work out on a date. She just stared at me. After what seemed like an eternity I asked her "are you at least going to answer me?" She finally did, she said "I’m just so surprised, I thought you were gay."

Your alias: 
Sean
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 5 (7 votes)

Two For One Special

I admit I have a sex addiction, but my girlfriend, who lives with me, doesn't know. It doesn't help that I also often drink to excess.

Last night I went out with my buds to a bar after work and got bombed. I guess I must have picked up some random chick, banged her, and then stumbled home.

This morning I woke up with wood, as I often do. My girlfriend was feeling amorous and started playing with me. After a few minutes she pulled the covers back to reveal that I was still wearing the condom from last evening's encounter.

Just as I thought the sh*t was about to hit the fan she turns to me and proclaims "good boy, you're ready for me!" With that she climbed on top of me and gave me one the best rides of my life.

Do I feel guilty, absolutely. Will I change my evil ways, probably not. At least I got this off my chest... I do need help.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Bar
Average: 4.9 (13 votes)

Spit Or Swallow?

I hooked up with this shorty at Jet in Vegas. We starting getting it on all over the dance floor. I convinced her to sneak into a booth in the washroom for a little extracurricular activity.

After a little french she squatted and went down on me. This girl was good!!! When she anticipated I was about to pop she asked if I wanted her to swallow or shoot on her face.

I love a good facial; the rest is history!

I was hoping to hook up with her again that weekend but she gave me a fake number. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas baby!

Your alias: 
Pete
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Jet Nightclub in Vegas
Average: 4.5 (6 votes)

Weirdest One Night Stand Ever!!!

I picked up this sultry cougar at a club last weekend. She was in her early 40's, blond, about 5-6, with huge melons, round butt, and curves in all the right places. She was the kind of girl guys all fell over when she was 30.

Anyway she approached me to chat and I proceeded to buy her a bunch of drinks. She was being very forward asking me all kinds of sexual questions about what I enjoyed, what my limits were, and so on. She was obviously very into me and before long she invited me back to her place.

We were fooling around in the cab and I was getting totally turned on. When we got to her place exited the taxi and she asked the driver to wait a minute.

She then leaned in and said "I have to tell you something before you come in." She went on, "I am married, but my husband and I are swingers." She continued, "we would like to have a threesome with you, and don't worry he is straight so you won't be doing anything with him."

Your alias: 
Str8Dude!
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Night Club
Average: 4.8 (5 votes)

Full Bush!!!

I met up with this hot babe at a nightclub and went back to her place. Things were going great until we got naked. She not only had a full unshaven bush but also hairy armpits and legs.... totally gross!

Obviously I didn't go down on her. I thought I had fallen into a hot-tub time-machine and gone back to the 70's!

Your alias: 
Harry Not Hairy
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Bar None
Average: 2.4 (5 votes)

The Stolen Profile

For fun I decided to post a profile on one of the adult dating sites. I am recently single after a long term relationship and my sex life had sucked for the past 3 years.

Looking for a fling I figured this would be the best place to start, though I was a little skeptical about the type of men that would be trolling this site.

Things went pretty much as expected with mostly neanderthals asking to see naked photos of me and wooing me with descriptions of their penis, along with way too many photos of same!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Fling.com
Average: 2 (6 votes)
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