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Disappearing Act

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 18:52

I hooked up with this girl at a party for a one night stand. She gave me her number and after a few days I decided to call her up.

She was happy to hear from me and we met for drinks at TGIF's. She didn't seem that happy to see me for some reason. After a few drinks she excused herself to go to the ladies room.

10, 20, 30 minutes passed and she never came back. I asked the waitress to check the ladies room for me and she was long gone.

Several days later I got an email from her explaining that she was sorry but she thought I was the guy she hooked with on the Friday night, not Saturday.

I feel lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Keg Party
Average: 3.7 (6 votes)

How About A Threesome With My Ex?

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:51

I was seeing this hot Russian girl I met on Plenty of Fish. We had gone out about a half dozen times but the timing never seemed right to close the deal.

Finally she invited me over to her place for dinner. She said her roommate was going away for the weekend so the place would be free.

It was all good until I noticed a photo on the fridge of Natasha arm in arm with Sandy, a girl I had dated in College for 2 years. I thought, well ok, maybe they are just acquaintances. No chance, when I asked she told me Sandy was her roommate.

I spent most of dinner planning my next move. I decided to play it cool, get what I could that night, and then cut bait... hey I had already invested a lot of time and effort into this. It all went according to plan and sure enough I was knocking boots with Natasha before I knew it. This girl was smoking hot and knew exactly what she was doing!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 4.1 (8 votes)

Waking Up With A Shemale!

Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:06

I was in Thailand with a few buddies and checked out some clubs in Phuket. I got hammered and then got separated from the other guys. At some point this sweet slutty looking local came up to me and asked if I would buy her a drink. I figured she was a hooker but when I questioned her she claimed she was just into me.

One thing led to another and the next thing I remember I was waking up next to her in my hotel room. I'm cheap so I was sharing a room with another dude... he was asleep in the other bed.

I figured it was time for a little quiet morning action. I started making out with my date. After a few minutes of this she starting giving me a little tug. Thinking it would only be polite to return the favor, I reached down to play with her and suddenly found out she, was in fact, a he!!!

I screamed, jumped out of bed, and yelled "you're a dude!!!"

Embarrassed he/she quickly got dressed and ran out as my friend roared in laughter for about 20 minutes straight.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Somewhere in Phuket
Average: 4.9 (9 votes)

Vegan Friendly?

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 07:11

This girl put in her online profile that she only dated men that were vegan friendly. When we chatted online I asked her exactly what she meant by that.

She said that she didn't mind if the guy ate meat, but that they shouldn't be critical of her lifestyle choice. I was cool with that and we planned a dinner date... mistake!

We arranged to meet at a great Indian place around the corner from her. From the moment I ordered butter chicken the argument started. She started in with how unhealthy meat was for your body, how it was full of hormones, and how evil farmers were that slaughtered the chickens.

Your alias: 
Carnivore Bob
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Date.com
Average: 3.3 (7 votes)

My Mommy Has The Keys, I can't go out now...

Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:20

I met this girl at a pub one night. She seemed pretty cool. She gave me her number and email and we tried to hook up a few times, but schedules were not syncing. We finally worked out a night that she and I could meet up for drinks. Cool. Casual drinks, see what she is all about. She's a pretty hot little number and I was pretty keen on the hook up.

The night comes round and I ring her to make sure she is still good to go. I leave a message on her answer phone but NOT my name. I get a call back 30 minutes later - it is her. I answer the phone. "Hello".
She asks me "Hi - Is this Brian, the guy I met last night? Is that you?"

Your alias: 
Bob The Builder
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Pub
Average: 1.8 (8 votes)

I Have To Get Going, How About A Quick Handjob... That's What She Said!

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 19:38

I met this chick at Kit Kat. We were making out on the dance-floor a bit and later I offered to drive her home.

Out front of her place we started kissing in the car. I wasn't really expecting anything to happen because she had said that she had to get up early the next day.

Kissing went on innocently for about 15 minutes and then she just blurts out "look, I need to get some sleep... if you want I'll give you a quick hand-job and you can call me next week."

I was taken aback, but quickly recovered to take her up on the offer. She did the deed but never returned my calls after that... win win, for me!

Your alias: 
Playa
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Kit Kat
Average: 4.8 (4 votes)
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