I was in Thailand with a few buddies and checked out some clubs in Phuket. I got hammered and then got separated from the other guys. At some point this sweet slutty looking local came up to me and asked if I would buy her a drink. I figured she was a hooker but when I questioned her she claimed she was just into me.
One thing led to another and the next thing I remember I was waking up next to her in my hotel room. I'm cheap so I was sharing a room with another dude... he was asleep in the other bed.
I figured it was time for a little quiet morning action. I started making out with my date. After a few minutes of this she starting giving me a little tug. Thinking it would only be polite to return the favor, I reached down to play with her and suddenly found out she, was in fact, a he!!!
I screamed, jumped out of bed, and yelled "you're a dude!!!"
Embarrassed he/she quickly got dressed and ran out as my friend roared in laughter for about 20 minutes straight.
Where you met:
Somewhere in Phuket