I met this girl on Facebook and took her out for dinner and dancing last Saturday. The date was amazing and ended up with us making out in my car in front of her house.

After about 10 minutes of this activity we said goodnight and she got out of my car. I started my car, threw it into reverse, and backed down the driveway.

Suddenly there was a loud crash!!! While we were swapping spit her dad had come home and parked right behind me.

He witnessed us making out, and now I had wreaked the front of his brand new BMW X5... my life sucks!