He was completely and utterly loaded (legal eagle, DB9, country manor, blah blah blah) with no regard for other people, a huge IQ and possible dyspraxia... hence, in his words, why he 'writes like a doctor'... if only that had been the worst part......

He took me out for dinner and (as a starter for ten) his face was practically in someone else's food as he passed by the tables with a fascination normally reserved for small children... and asked loudly 'what on earth is that?' of a horrified elderly couple..

He made the most horrendous jokes ever plus had a penchant for staring at other couples and claiming (very loudly) that one of them looked bored beyond disbelief and that their relationship was probably over....

Icing on the cake was when he politely sneezed but when his eyes started to water, he picked up a napkin, placed it over his whole face to cover his eyes so that he resembled the Turin Shroud, left it there for a moment so it stuck.. and then with an extremely loud 'PAHHHHHHHH' blew it across the table at me....

BILL PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?

I should have known as he originally met me with a t-shirt on that just stated TW@ in huge letters... I told him that, had I known, i would have turned up with one emblazoned I'M WITH THE.....

He wasn't amused...