I met this guy on Plenty of Fish and after several tries we finally managed to meet up for drinks one night. He was good looking, well dressed, and very funny; I was really starting to dig this guy.

He was nice enough to drive me home and I getting a good vibe from him so we kissed a little bit in his car. When we finished kissing I said goodnight and was about to get out of the car; I glanced down, and not only was he hard... but he had taken his penis out of his pants, yikes!

This was just like Seinfeld's "he put it out"... I did a double take and then got the hell out of there!

I work for Christian run charitable organization. Obviously my boss is very religious, but to me it's just a job.

I had been hard up in the dating department for several months and needed to get laid in the worst way. I had been seeing ads for Adult Friend Finder around the web and decided to sign up.

The woman on there are basically just looking for casual sex, which suited me perfectly. After several days of searching I agreed to meet a girl fun lunch near my office... that was my first mistake.

She asked me what was appropriate to wear at the restaurant. I told her to wear the sexiest outfit she had, that was mistake number two.

Picking my boss's favorite restaurant was mistake number three!

This slutty chick showed up with her long bleached blond hair, nose ring, collagen injected lips, big fake tits, and was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. A great look for what I was planning... but not exactly material for bringing home to mom.

I met up with this hot babe at a nightclub and went back to her place. Things were going great until we got naked. She not only had a full unshaven bush but also hairy armpits and legs.... totally gross!

Obviously I didn't go down on her. I thought I had fallen into a hot-tub time-machine and gone back to the 70's!