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Cliche Things Women Put In Their Profiles

Thu, 07/22/2010 - 02:10

Here's a list of cliche things women put in their profiles.

Everybody likes music, art, traveling, the outdoors, sunshine and having fun. These are not things that give any insight as to who you are as an individual. I wouldn’t even really describe them as interests but more just standard features that come with any human being. It’d be like shopping for a used car and coming across an ad that says “Great vehicle, runs on gasoline, tires are round, has matter and density.” I still don’t know the make, model, year, mileage, accident history, horse power etc. If anything I view the vaugness as a trap into buying a lemon.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 3.3 (48 votes)

Too Much Drama In This Mama

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 17:47

I just rebounded from a 3 year relationship with a crappy Arab girl (don't date Arabs they suck balls) and joined OK Cupid. Immediately this lovely latina showed up and I knew she had a kid because she was upfront about it.

We dated a lot and it was mutually beneficial.. until, though she claimed she had birth control she clearly didn't because I got her knocked up. After 9 months went by we chose to give our baby girl up for adoption.

Stay away from single mothers and Latina single mothers especially!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Ok Cupid
Average: 1.1 (7 votes)

POF Equals Plenty Of Freaks

Sun, 02/06/2011 - 00:58

I messaged this girl from Plenty Of Fish and didn't think anything of it when she didn't reply. A few weeks go by and I check my inbox, and I vaguely remembered messaging her. She left her number in the inbox and I wondered why, because she didn't know me what so ever.

I waited a day, and texted her. She said she wanted to meet me some day, and after a few hundred texts over the span of a few days, we met. She drove over 100 miles with her friend's mom's pickup truck just to see me. On the drive back, we kissed and it was going good so far. We get back and start watching TV. She has been getting texts like crazy, and I thought it was really rude as hell to be on your phone when your meeting somebody.

Your alias: 
FunnyPOFstory
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 1.8 (8 votes)

I Don't Know Who Was The Bigger Charity Case?

Sat, 01/22/2011 - 08:31

To help raise money for orphans I agreed to join up along with my friend for a charity dating auction.

My friend went first as was auctioned off for $200. I landed a grand total of $20. The guy who bid on me spent our entire date reciting every line from The Lord of The Rings.

I think I'll stick to normal dating from now on, those dates are bad enough.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Dating Auction
Average: 3.2 (5 votes)

Really? That Just Happened...

Thu, 12/16/2010 - 17:17

So... I get into the car and the guy keeps talking about this HUGE zit on his face. He starts talking about how it's oozing puss and so forth. I'm basically grossed out. We have our dinner and then he says he needs to get some cream for his zit before he takes me home.

On the way there we see this pillow pet. He purchases the pillow since penguins are his favorite animal in the whole wide world. We finally get the zit creme, which he had me read every bottle to see which one I thought would work best. He finally drops me off.

I get a message on MSN 15 minutes later asking me if I want him to come pick me up again so we can watch Christmas cartoons in our PJS. Block, Delete.

Your alias: 
NormalpplComefindME
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.2 (17 votes)

Whoa Buddy!

Thu, 12/16/2010 - 17:07

I went out with this guy from Plenty Of Fish who said is car was in the shop so we took the bus. He wanted to show me how the bus worked since I was new to the city. We went to the mall and got some pizza. We went for a short walk afterwards and it started to get cold.

He took me into the porn shop to warm up and tried to kiss me in the "gay section." .... He kept talking about how he couldn't take me to his place because of his roommates, but something seemed fishy about that. I told him he had to explain his "roommates" or it couldn't go any further. He told me that he lives with him parents. I asked out of curiosity where would we hang out... He said, "In my car or in the bus." WEIRDO.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.2 (20 votes)
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