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The Narcissistic Sex Toy Guy

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 18:47

I've been on a lot of weird and awful dates, but there's one that stands out from the rest.

I had been matched up with a friend of a friend's friend. For some reason they thought we would be great together. I think the commonality we had was that we were both single and nothing more. I agreed to humor the friend of the friend and said he could call me. I did all the necessary preliminary Facebook stalking. He seemed alright, had a decent face, was in decent shape and had a decent education. No red flags yet. He texted me and it seemed like we hit it off. He was funny, smart and ambitious. I should have known something was up, because if he really was all of these things he would have been snatched up.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
friend fix up
Average: 3 (13 votes)

Unnanounced Move In

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 09:14

A few weeks back I was awakened at 3:00 AM by somebody at my door. It turns out it was a guy I had only started dating a few weeks prior.

With suitcase in hand he tells me his wife kicked him out of the house for sleeping around and thinks this would be as good a time as any to move in together.

I didn't know he was married, and we hadn't slept together; awkward!

Your alias: 
Felicia
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Zoosk
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

What A Jerk!

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:23

On Sunday I had a date set up with this nice guy for brunch. I stopped by his place at 11 as we had agreed to pick him up.

He looked like hell, and was obviously up partying all night. He suggested that I give his friend a drive home while he showered and got ready to go.

His "friend" was some big boobed bimbo that he obviously had a one night stand with. He couldn't even remember her name!

I have no idea why I agreed to drive her home, but I did. As I was heading back to his place I received a text from him asking if I could just pick up some McDonald's for him instead.

Needless to say I didn't show up with breakfast.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 2.7 (6 votes)

Deceitful Bitch!

Sat, 11/27/2010 - 08:50

I am in my late 30's. I always convinced myself I never got married because I was waiting for my soul-mate. Finally I thought I had found her on Plenty Of Fish of all places.

We dated and then got very serious after a few months. Close to a year into the relationship I decided to propose. I went online to see if I could open my old Plenty Of Fish account to find out what day we actually met.

My account was gone but on the very first page wouldn't you know her photo pops up in the recently online section! I nearly went ballistic when I read her profile and saw she was currently online... from work no less!

I thought ok, maybe there is some reasonable explanation. To test her I made up a fake profile and sent her an email. Within 2 minutes she emails back and is ready for action.

What a slut!

Needless to say I have returned her ring and dumped her.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.5 (11 votes)

Sudbury Women Cold-Blooded

Sun, 10/31/2010 - 18:57

I have been on and off plenty of fish for several years now and I have been on numerous dates that only turned out to be a one time thing. I did happen to meet on three different occasions women who I had relationships with. Each of them turned out to be the same kind of skankish players that only wanted to take advantage of my kind and caring nature.

The first one was was the most intimate of all three but only turned out to be a summer fling before I was dumped, she left me hundreds of dollars in bills, and left me feeling cold and shallow and used despite the effort and expense I put into making it work.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 2.4 (9 votes)

Totally Got Played

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 22:21

I met a man who I thought was an amazing guy on Plenty Of Fish. I was a new user and on the site for literlly 5 minutes before he contacted me. He was charming, dynamic and cute.

We met for dinner and he was such a gentleman. We really hit it off. He wanted to be exclusive right away. Kinda freaked me out but I thought "wow here's the guy I was waiting for."

We dated for three weeks and were having so much fun. I closed my profile and asked him if he would do the same. He said he would make it dorment but not remove it...hello red flags but I didn't want to be a snoop so I took him at his word.

Anyway one morning he was leaving my house and I noticed he was still parked in my driveway. I thought maybe he was having car trouble. I went out to check on him and he was on his phone talking to some girl on POF...in my driveway!!!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 3.4 (5 votes)
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