I met this hot babe through Lavalife and we hooked up for coffee. About 5 minutes into the date she had to visit the ladies room.

When she came back to the table I stood up (as any gentleman should). Unfortunately I bumped into the table and her coffee fell over and splattered all over her jeans.

I'm not sure if she left because of my klutziness, her ruined jeans, or 1st degree burns. Needless to say I haven't heard from her since.