I met this hot little blond number over at Mate1 and invited her on a coffee date. Things were going extremely well when I excused myself to go to the restroom.

I am pretty reserved but was in a playful mood that day. While at the urinal I decided when I came out of the bathroom I'd walk up behind her, put my hands over her eyes and ask "guess who?"

Everything worked according to plan until I heard a shriek and suddenly realized I was at the wrong table!

We are still together and chuckle about that often.

After chasing after this girl online for months she finally agreed to go for a coffee. She seemed to be smiling and laughing a lot so I assumed she was really into me.

Turns out my pants were unzipped the whole time... and she has now posted this on her Facebook wall!

I was on Lavalife and chatting with about a dozen different women. It was very confusing trying to keep track of everybody.

I ended up taking one lady to dinner at The Keg. Her name was Breena, or so I thought. I called her that a few times during dinner and she stared at me like I had two heads.

Thinking I was brilliant I slipped away to the men's room and checked her emails on my Blackberry. Ah, this is Lisa, got it, I thought.

Well turns out I wasn't so crafty. I got back to the table, promptly asked "Lisa" how she's enjoying her duck. She retorted, "you know, my name isn't Lisa, nor is it Breena!"

I had read the wrong email! So there we sat for the rest of the evening, me clueless about her name, and her not about to tell me.

The next morning I awoke to "Laura's" email. She suggested that maybe I shouldn't have so many different women on the go. I guess I had it coming, but that wasn't going to slow me down.