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Creeps, stalkers, and weirdos

The Narcissistic Sex Toy Guy

I've been on a lot of weird and awful dates, but there's one that stands out from the rest.

I had been matched up with a friend of a friend's friend. For some reason they thought we would be great together. I think the commonality we had was that we were both single and nothing more. I agreed to humor the friend of the friend and said he could call me. I did all the necessary preliminary Facebook stalking. He seemed alright, had a decent face, was in decent shape and had a decent education. No red flags yet. He texted me and it seemed like we hit it off. He was funny, smart and ambitious. I should have known something was up, because if he really was all of these things he would have been snatched up.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
friend fix up
Average: 3 (13 votes)

He Has 15 Fake Plenty Of Fish Profiles!!!

After a bad bad break up I decided to join Plenty of Fish. Since I never got to say what I really felt to my ex I wrote him a few emails. Anyway.. I start chatting with this "nice" guy from POF (he didn't have a picture posted) and suddenly in our conversations he's eluding to things I wrote in my emails to my ex.

Since only my ex and I would know what was written in those emails I assumed it was my ex. This went on for two years with me anguishing over my ex surfing the net for other women and this guy eluding to "coming back"... writing things to me no one else would know but my ex. He even knew my home address and when I was home or not!!

Your alias: 
Ouch
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 1.5 (2 votes)

Unnanounced Move In

A few weeks back I was awakened at 3:00 AM by somebody at my door. It turns out it was a guy I had only started dating a few weeks prior.

With suitcase in hand he tells me his wife kicked him out of the house for sleeping around and thinks this would be as good a time as any to move in together.

I didn't know he was married, and we hadn't slept together; awkward!

Your alias: 
Felicia
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Zoosk
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

Would You Wear A Pony Tail Butt Plug And Prance Around My Penthouse?

I met this guy on Lavalife and agreed to meet him at this swanky lounge on the waterfront.

He was loaded;I'm talking multiple millions. I guess he thought he could buy anything with money. After a few drinks he asked me flat out "for a thousand bucks, would wear a pony tail butt plug, and prance around my penthouse?"

"Ahem, ah no," I retorted... "creep!" I got up and left.

Now if he had offered me ten grand ;-)

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 4.3 (9 votes)

Polish Girls Are Trouble!

I received a message from this Polish girl and within the space of an hour we started chatting on MSN. She seemed interesting and mentioned she worked as a live in nanny.

The following day were still chatting, now via text and Facebook; things were still going quite well. At the start of the week she suddenly calls me crying her eyes out because her boss told her to leave the family house by Wednesday. She then proceeded to say to me how I had to put her up at my flat and said it would be a good idea if she lived with me and how we should be in a relationship.

After telling her that I dont think my house-mates, or me for that matter, would appreciate the idea of that she flipped out and said that I shouldnt be living with girls and had to move out.

Oh it gets better... the following day I called her to find out what happend and she told me she was being put up by her aunty she hadn't spoken to in a year, and was living about 30 minutes from my house.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.3 (7 votes)

The Canceled Wedding

I met the "love of my life" on Plenty of Fish. We were engaged within a month and he was deployed shortly there after. As the months passed, I learned some pretty disturbing things about this man, like: 2 ex wives, 1 ex fiance, 3 kids, over $100K in debt, and his sexual preference in bed (things gay men like).

I eventually came to find out, even though I was faithful to him while he was deployed and put my life on hold for a year, he had been cheating on me the entire time while in Afghanistan.

The moral of the story, if you come across a good looking black hawk pilot in his 30s on POF... run, run far away.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty of Fish
Average: 1.8 (13 votes)
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