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Double Dating With Mom

My mom invited me to meet her boyfriend whom she had been seeing for a couple of months. She wanted to do it up right so we planned to get together along with his son at Milestones. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend and his father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week.

Your alias: 
Mandy
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Milestones
Average: 3 (4 votes)

Monogamous Dater

It started out innocently enough…I placed a personal ad, I met a guy who seemed real nice. I fell in love and we dated for over a year. Then one day I was pursing the ads for a friend, and discovered that his personal ad was active. It had been active the WHOLE time we were dating, even after we agreed to be monogamous.

He claimed that it was carelessness, but admitted that he had received inquiries from other women. I dumped him right then, and it'll be really hard to trust anyone I meet online again. The moral of the story--do not assume that your partner has taken down their personal ad after you agree to date exclusively. Make sure that it's gone, or you might get really hurt later down the road.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 2.3 (4 votes)

Dude, You're A Dude!

I was chatting with the hot girl for several weeks on Adult Friend Finder. Eventually we agreed to meet for a rendezvous. To be safe we planned to meet at a coffee shop and it all was good then head back to my place.

I sat at the coffee shop waiting... my date was 15 minutes late. Finally this guy walks up to me and asks "are you Sando?" I was a little taken a back, and slowly responded "ah yes, do you know Lucy?" He stood there for a second staring me up and down and then chimed in with "I am Lucy."

I used a few expletives and impatiently awaited an explanation. He said, "well you're profile says you're bi."

"What the hell," I exclaimed. "I was expecting to meet a hot blond chick, not some overweight dude!" He sheepishly asked, "can't we still have sex?"

"NO," I retorted! I got up and walked out.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 3.7 (7 votes)

KKK Not OK!

I was dating this guy for a few months. We hit if off when we first met and things clicked even better after that. He has a great job, is smart, funny, and great in bed. He seemed like the perfect man.

Last week he invited me to meet some of his friends at an "exclusive" club. I was expecting to end up at his tennis club. Instead, he brought me to a Ku Klux Klan meeting!

I'm Jewish for crying out loud!!!!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

No Second Date For You!

I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed "I can't wait until I get married so I can let myself go."

Yeah, no second date for her.

Your alias: 
Friendly Frank
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
eHarmony
Average: 4.7 (6 votes)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
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