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Bad T Shirts And No Manners..

Sat, 07/24/2010 - 11:12

He was completely and utterly loaded (legal eagle, DB9, country manor, blah blah blah) with no regard for other people, a huge IQ and possible dyspraxia... hence, in his words, why he 'writes like a doctor'... if only that had been the worst part......

He took me out for dinner and (as a starter for ten) his face was practically in someone else's food as he passed by the tables with a fascination normally reserved for small children... and asked loudly 'what on earth is that?' of a horrified elderly couple..

He made the most horrendous jokes ever plus had a penchant for staring at other couples and claiming (very loudly) that one of them looked bored beyond disbelief and that their relationship was probably over....

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.3 (3 votes)

Look Ma, No Hands!!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 21:34

I met a hottie on Match, and we hit it off like crazy. Super hot emails, all the right things in common. So we agree to meet at her local hangout. I almost didn't recognize her, as it seemed that she had aged 5 years from her pics at least. Bad to worse... her house I thought she lived in was sold and she lived back at home, her car was recently repoed and as a real estate agent, she hadn't closed a deal in 10 months. I was shocked that this "Smoke? No Way" finally cracks and lights up. Little did I know the reason why she was holding her hands in her sleeves...her fingers were nubs!!! I actually had to light the thing for her! Then she orders nachos with spinich dip!! I found myself feeding this thing!! Finally my phone rang and gave me a sweet excuse to jet. It never dawned on me that none of her photos left off the digits...What the hell??

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 3 (2 votes)

Tight Skirt Equals Classic Wipe-out!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 10:47

I met this hot girl on Plenty Of Fish and took her for dinner at Chili's. She had on some outfit, let me tell you. She is only a touch over 5' tall but was wearing very tall stilettos and a tight fitting mini dress.

Our date went fantastically, with both of us laughing, flirting, and having a fine old time. Eventually it was time to go so we climbed into my Escalade and I drove her home.

I pulled up in front of her place and like a gentleman I ran around to open her door. She couldn't manouver easily with that mini so she kind of inched around facing out and then slid forward trying to land on her feet. One of her heels caught under the step bar and she came flying forward face first! I couldn't get to her in time and so she landed in a heap with her skirt up over her hips and a face full of freshly cut grass.

Your alias: 
Charlie
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

I Like Older Women But This Is Ridiculous!

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 07:39

I met up for a date with this lady from Plenty Of Fish. I'm 24 and don't mind dating a little older, up to about 35 or so if she takes care of herself.

She claimed to be 33 in her profile... yes, this is perhaps a typo, she must be at least 45.

I had to sit there through drinks for nearly 40 minutes while she rambled on about how much better I looked in my photos. Finally I couldn't take any more.

She asked me whether I thought she looked better than her photos. Using the opening I said... "I'll tell you this... you look about 10 years older than your photos, you may want to consider stating your real age so you don't embarrass yourself and waste another guy's time!"

Before she could say anything I got up, threw $20 on the table, and left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.3 (4 votes)

I Don't Think She Was Quite Ready To Start Dating Again

Tue, 06/29/2010 - 16:41

I met this nice down to earth girl at Indigo and started chatting with her. She was very friendly and had a very bubbly personality.

I managed to get her number and we made lunch plans for later that week. Five minutes into lunch she mentioned her recent breakup... 3 weeks earlier.

Five minutes after that she brought it up again and then insisted she was ready to move on with her life.

Five minutes after that she was sobbing in front of me about being dumped. Talk about awkward! It's a good thing the restaurant had fast service... I was itching to get out of there.

The worst part is she keeps calling and leaving messages.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Indigo Book Store
Average: 2.5 (2 votes)

Who's Bra Is This?

Wed, 06/23/2010 - 10:39

Back in my early 20's I was in a long term relationship that was winding down... ok I was essentially dumped.

Anyway I was dating this new girl and had her over night on a Friday. We had outstanding sex and she went on her merry way after breakfast on Saturday.

I had taken over the lease from my ex and she still had stuff at the apartment. She wanted to come by Saturday night to pick up a few remaining things. Wouldn't you know one thing led to another and before I knew it we were going at it hard and heavy in my bed.

The next morning when she got up to take a shower I rolled over and stumbled across a bra underneath her pillow. Only problem was I didn't know if this was her's or the other chick's bra... they both had big boobs?

I took a chance and tossed the double barreled slingshot in my sock drawer. I must have gotten away with it... neither chick ever brought up a missing bra.

Sometimes you just get lucky.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
The Big Bop
Average: 1.7 (3 votes)
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