I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed "I can't wait until I get married so I can let myself go."

Yeah, no second date for her.

I think I'm dating Johnny Cash. I have been out with this guy I met on Match.com 4 times now. Every single time he has worn a completely black outfit.

I guess black can be stylish but this guy has taken it too far. On our last date we went to the beach; he wore a jet black bathing suit, black sandals, black t-shirt, and a black baseball cap. It was really creepy when he pulled out a black towel to lie on.

Next!

This isn't actually a date since I didn't meet him. I started chatting with this man I met on Adult Friend Finder. The picture he displayed on the site seemed nice enough and he seemed to be all right. So we moved our chat to MSN Windows Live Messenger. When there he showed a picture of himself considerably larger than the one on the site. I commented on it and he told me the one on the site was about a year old and he'd give me a slide show to show me the progression of himself over that year.

He started sharing pictures and began a running commentary on his life at that stage, what the picture was of and how he progressed from there. By the third picture I was suffering from far too much information syndrome and decided this guy was a tad needy for my tastes.

I wanted to bow out gracefully so I explained to him politely that upon further examinations of the pictures that he wasn't my type. I thanked him for his interest and wished him good luck.